I wish I’d added the classic lemon slice and marachino cherry flag. Greetings, Wonketeers! I’m Hooper, your bartender. Ever since I rewrote the Tequila Sunrise,… Read More »Welcome To Wonkette Happy Hour, With This Week’s Cocktail, The Harvey Wallbanger!
With the U.S. Senate set to break for August recess, Sen. Mike Lee, R-Utah, told The Daily Signal he is pushing for action on approximately… Read More »Mike Lee’s Idea to Break Logjam on Trump Nominees Awaiting Senate Confirmation
On Thursday, President Donald Trump raised his general tariff on Canadian goods from 25 percent to 35 percent. Why? Something something fentanyl something. I will… Read More »Hiking tariffs on Canada, Trump demands ‘adequate steps’ to achieve an impossible drug war goal
Brigitte Macron and ‘proof’ that she is a man, which is that girl skeletons have bone titties, and boy skeletons have shoehorns for hips. The… Read More »Bonjour, Candace Owens, C’Est Un Lawsuit From The President And First Lady Of France!
A golden monstrosity. Also, she’s holding a picture of the White House ballroom. Fifteen years ago, David Axelrod, who was then a senior adviser to… Read More »Trump To Build Yugest, Tackiest Ballroom At White House Like You Wouldn’t Believe
Just the other day, we told you about major ethical concerns with the organ donation process in America. You can read about that here… Read More »WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?! Docs Pen NYT Op-Ed Demanding New Definition of Death to Increase Organ Donor Pool
This week, American Eagle, the clothing brand best known for being the step below Abercrombie & Fitch for 2000s-era high school students, made a big… Read More »Elon Agrees: Women Are ‘Built’ To Be Traded Or Kidnapped
That’s transshipping: President Donald Trump announced Thursday evening that he would set new tariff rates on roughly 67 countries, which they could negotiate over the… Read More »The war on trans
The ex-Reform MP’s ‘Rape Gang Inquiry,’ which has raised over £600,000, includes Tommy Robinson supporters. A crowdfunded “Rape Gang Inquiry” led by former Reform MP… Read More »Who is funding Rupert Lowe’s ‘Rape Gang Inquiry’?
This week, The New York Times sparked online fervor when writer Catherine Pearson penned an article discussing “mankeeping,” the hot new internet term describing women’s… Read More »Your relationship problems aren’t always about the patriarchy
